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Graffio has been an IT Manager, software developer, entrepreneur, researcher, caretaker of a junkyard and rancher. Abiding by the Golden Rule, to the extent possible, his mission has been to uncover hidden truths, inasmuch as truth can be known.

He believes in rational thought and rejects all relativism as relatively nonsensical.

Dear Mister Simpson,

It was mighty kindly of you to enquire about my life story for your newspaper. I can't read nor write so my friend Big Mike is write'n it down for me, some parts he remembers better anyways. He taught himself read'n and write'n so's he could tend his saloon, the L&L that used to be in Dodge City, Kansas before it burned down in '83. He ain't much better'n me so's I hope you'll git the gist of things...